Site mascot & unsolicited critic

Meet
Marcy

// black cat · shelter alumni · has opinions

~3 Years old
0 Regrets
Takes
Name Marceline the Vampire Queen (Marcy)
Species Cat. Obviously.
Coloring Black. All of it.
Age ~6 years? It's unclear
Origin Adopted from a shelter. She has not acknowledged this debt.
Occupation Napping, staring, and yelling for food
Interests Eating turkey sandwiches, sleeping on dad, running from tiny human.

Marcy was adopted from a shelter. Black cats are spooky and tend to not get adopted.

That was, apparently, the whole appeal.

She came home, inspected the premises with the thoroughness of a building inspector, and settled in. She has been critiquing things ever since.

I was there first. The blog came after. Do not forget this.

— Marcy, on her editorial role

From time to time on this blog, Marcy will appear in a callout box to offer her perspective. She does not ask permission. She does not consider your feelings. She has simply been present for most of the experiences described here — usually asleep nearby — and feels this qualifies her to comment.

Her takes are consistent: brief, unvarnished, and largely correct in a way that is annoying to acknowledge. She has no agenda. She has no brand. She just tells you what she sees.

Whether you asked or not.